... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?

Christopher Moore
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In this quote from the Gospel of Thomas, Jesus is asked a question about his birth. The question is about what if the midwives who visited Jesus as he was being born had been able to lend a hand in his birth. In response, Jesus says that's what would have been different. He would have been born with kung fu.

Source: Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, Christs Childhood Pal

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